Jaden Smith And Girlfriend Sarah Snyder Cuddle Over Breakfast

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Ahh to be young and in love!

Jaden Smith and his girlfriend Sarah Snyder grabbed breakfast at Le Pain Quotidien today in Calabasas, and the couple couldn’t keep their hands off each other. The fashion blogger sat on her man’s lap as they enjoyed their meal, and we actually think they look pretty cute together. He’s still the most annoying person on the planet, though!

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith’s son can’t shut up about his spiritual philosophies, and New York Magazine recently took on the surprisingly easy task of compiling his most idiotic Jaden-isms in a post titled “The Gospel of Jaden Smith.”

Some of the gems include:

    “I don’t want you guys to think because I was born in America that I speak and abide by English grammar. I speak Jaden, indefinitely.”

    “Whenever you disagree with somebody just remember The Dress and accept that you guys are seeing two different things. Haters are just pre-creators who need the seed of greatness.”

    “People tell me I’m an old soul, but I will be young forever. Every 7 years your body is completely replaced with entirely new cells so just because you look the same doesn’t mean you are.”

    “I’m a really big influence on anybody that I’m around. It’s hard for me to explain because it’s so normal to me. It’s like ­asking, ‘So, Jaden, how do you breathe?”

    “Your mind has a duality to it: The more time you spend awake the more time you spend asleep. It’s a tool for understanding mathematics and things with two separate realities. There is that special equation, but I don’t think our mathematics have evolved enough for us even to learn to get that equation. It’s beyond mathematical. It’s, like, multidimensional mathematical.”

    “When life gives you big problems, just be happy you forgot all your little problems. Just stare in the mirror and cry and you’ll be good.

    Anything that you can shock somebody with. The only way to change something is to shock it. If you want your muscles to grow, you have to shock them. If you want society to change, you have to shock them.”

    “Anyone born on this planet should have a planetary citizenship enabling them to freely explore their home, I’m really working towards just fixing the whole planet Earth. I really just want to create a utopia on this planet. I really want to make it so that people don’t have to die to pay bills and just work to survive. So that they can work to actually live and do the things that they love to do.”

    “We waste 1.3 billion tons of food every year, and there is 1.3 billion people in the world living in extreme poverty. The solution is clear. Balance is key.

    Patterns, boom.”

We can only imagine what sort of knowledge he’s spewing over his pancakes!